Are you a gold digger?
High-value women who desire to date up and marry a rich man often get a savage reputation.
Men and women alike will call her a gold digger, and joke that she’s heartless. All the while men don’t get the same double standard or called “beauty diggers” for wanting the most beautiful wife they can manage get.
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But the funny dating jokes on them. Because savvy women who are strong in their dating convictions to date well, I believe are mostly unbothered by the opinions of sheep. Whether you’re a single woman, dating, or already some lucky man’s wifey, you’ll enjoy these sassy quotes if you can appreciate some cheeky humor by way of these funny dating jokes for women.
Save these sassy quotes and funny dating quotes to your level up board if you have no interest in dating dusty men and make no apologies for it.
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These funny quotes are for the high-value women who have no shame in striving high, and hell to anyone who doesn’t like it.
Sassy Quotes, Dating Quotes, Gold Digger Quotes, Funny Dating Quotes and Humor For Women
Life is too short to be with a stingy man.
You can marry more money in five minutes, than you can make in a lifetime.
Good girls go to heaven— bad girls go everywhere.
I’m not saying I’m a gold digger, but I am... implying it.
When I said you can’t buy my love, I meant with your salary.
Quit calling women gold diggers when you don’t have any money.
I want a man who’s kind and understanding. Is that too much to ask of a millionaire?
I don’t consider myself a gold digger. I prefer the term “wallet lightener.” I’m much too pretty to be doing any digging.
I can’t wait to be a rich suburban divorcee.
When you're at Sephora and your boyfriend asks: “Do you really need that?” Me AF: “...Do I really need you Joe?”
I so tired of the double standard – ”All the while men don’t get the same double standard or called “beauty diggers” for wanting the most beautiful wife they can manage get.” Case in point, our president and wife.
I have always said…
‘When you marry only for money, you will earn every single penny.’
‘Money doesn’t buy happiness, but neither does poverty.’
As to the first one, always date better than the last man. But better means a lot of things – love, character, intellect, humor, spiritual, financial, and they all matter. Choose your husband well, he will be the father of your children.
Hi there Amber!
Loool at “Money doesn’t buy happiness, but neither does poverty.” #Facts
“Better means a lot of things – love, character, intellect, humor, spiritual, financial, and they all matter. Choose your husband well, he will be the father of your children.”
Great advice!
xo Jenaae
And, even if you plan to never have children, asking yourself if you would want him as a father to your hypothetical children is a good way to determine if he is right for you.
That is awesome advice Sheila!